TRANSPARENCY UPDATE

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has not released a long-form birth certificate, full tax records for more than one year, dental records or a complete genetic profile.

Does this mean that Mitt Romney is a Mexican-born unicorn who hides all of his money in secret accounts in Narnia? Probably.

Picture obtained via a free trade agreement with Jessica Kausen. That’s job creation in action.

TRANSPARENCY UPDATE

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has not released a long-form birth certificate, full tax records for more than one year, dental records or a complete genetic profile.

Does this mean that Mitt Romney is a Mexican-born unicorn who hides all of his money in secret accounts in Narnia? Probably.

Picture obtained via a free trade agreement with Jessica Kausen. That’s job creation in action.