Mitt Romney explained his tax situation again today, because we must not have heard him right the first time.

"I am done explaining this to you guys. I went to my top-secret, subterranean vault and looked at my tax records. I paid more than 13% in taxes on all of the money the IRS knew about. It’s perfectly legal to not pay taxes on money a foreign subsidiary of your company deposits into one of your offshore accounts. I paid every last cent I owed, no more or less.

"I didn’t do anything wrong, I was never Governor of Massachusetts and I am a decorated Vietnam war hero. Here’s my message for anyone who says otherwise: Put up or shut up, b****es!"

Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul followed up with the press. “We haven’t run the numbers yet, but we believe 13% of $0 is $0. Math is the liberal’s natural enemy.”

Mitt Romney explained his tax situation again today, because we must not have heard him right the first time.

"I am done explaining this to you guys. I went to my top-secret, subterranean vault and looked at my tax records. I paid more than 13% in taxes on all of the money the IRS knew about. It’s perfectly legal to not pay taxes on money a foreign subsidiary of your company deposits into one of your offshore accounts. I paid every last cent I owed, no more or less.

"I didn’t do anything wrong, I was never Governor of Massachusetts and I am a decorated Vietnam war hero. Here’s my message for anyone who says otherwise: Put up or shut up, b****es!"

Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul followed up with the press. “We haven’t run the numbers yet, but we believe 13% of $0 is $0. Math is the liberal’s natural enemy.”